he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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