Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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