YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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