We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
So much Jack, so little girl.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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