Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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