There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
soo... how was my night?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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