whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's just like the Real World with babies
worst night to have a conscience
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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