shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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