You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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