How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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