awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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