Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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