what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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