i need an iv and a liver transplant
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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