Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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