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• (419): View more from Ohio

  The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...

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• (631): View more from New York

  I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me

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• (206): View more from Washington

  We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.

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• (424): View more from California

  Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.

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