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• (310): View more from California

  i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them

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• (323): View more from California

  I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks

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• (315): View more from New York

  max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  mcfuck me up

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  MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE

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