Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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