I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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