I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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