the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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