just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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