I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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