Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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