Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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