whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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