Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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