Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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