Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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