You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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