"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Just high enough for therapy.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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