So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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