I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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