I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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