Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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