It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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