If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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