these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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