Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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