Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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