Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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