Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Randomize
