I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
