You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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