I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I want a musical about memes.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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