You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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