So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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