I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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