What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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