I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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