He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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