If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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