of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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