Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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