I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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