Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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