I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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